tina 12:43 pm
(12:43:33 PM): You know, some people get their mail delivered really early
(12:43:43 PM): I remember the moment I realized that
(12:43:52 PM): Like Santa delivering presents
(12:44:09 PM): At first you assume everyone gets their mail at 3PM, because that's the time your mail has always come
(12:44:26 PM): But he can't deliver it ALL at 3PM
(12:44:41 PM): It blew my mind when I thought of this simple concept
Elise 12:45 pm
(12:45:49 PM): But, I've always gotten mail at 3pm
(12:45:53 PM): wherever I have lived
tina 12:46 pm
(12:46:44 PM): THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO CRAZY
(12:46:59 PM): You KNOW some people HAVE to get it earlier
(12:47:04 PM): The logistics just can't work
(12:47:11 PM): But it always seems to come at 3
Elise 12:47 pm
(12:47:30 PM): Maybe it *is* like Santa, though
Elise 12:48 pm
(12:48:12 PM): and the mail gets magicked into the boxes and slots (HEEEEHEEEHEEE) simultaneously around the world, taking into consideration time zones
tina 12:48 pm
(12:48:43 PM): The USPS just got way more magical.